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Achievement
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Description
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Acceptance
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You
accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
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Animal
Cruelty
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You've
farted on animals 25 times.
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Are
We Cool?
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You
found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
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Ass
of Fire
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You
defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
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Avenger
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You
defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
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Canadian
Handshake
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You've
farted on people 100 times.
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Chinpoko
loco
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You
collected 15 Chinpokomon.
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Chinpokolypse
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You
collected all of the Chinpokomon.
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Clothes
Whore
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You've
collected all of the available costumes.
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Daddy
Issues
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You
befriended your father.
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Day
Walker
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You
defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
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Dog
Whistle
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You've
farted on a dog while in gnome form.
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Dragon
Wrath
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You
knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
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Elven
Hero
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You
defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
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Face
Hoff
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You
defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
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First
Day in South Park
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You
completed your first day in South Park.
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For
the Hoarder
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You
completed the game without selling any items.
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Friends
in Strange Places
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You
befriended both crab people and gnomes.
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Full
Arsenal
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You
own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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Gingivitis
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Gingers
have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
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Heisenberg
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You
defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald
cap.
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Inside
Joke
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While
inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
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Irritable
Bowels
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You
**** your pants during a boss battle.
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Junk
Peddler
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You
sold 300 junk items.
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Just
Saying Hi
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You've
farted on every buddy in the game.
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KKK
Hero
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You
defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
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Made
This for You
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You
flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
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Make
it Rain!
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You've
spent $500.
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Mastery
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You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a
New Kid ability.
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More Popular Than Jesus
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You made friends with half of South Park.
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More Popular Than John Lennon
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Everyone in South Park is your friend.
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New Kid On The Block
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You have joined the KKK.
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No Child Left Behind
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You completed the game and never ended a
battle with your buddy knocked out.
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Nonconformist
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You befriended the Goths, like everyone else
playing this game.
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Outpatient
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You defeated Princess Kenny while living
with Dire AIDS.
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Parkeologist
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You opened all of the garages in South Park.
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Perverted
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You watched your parents have sex for 60
seconds.
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Poco Chinpoko
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You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
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Pulling Mud
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In three separate battles, you've taken a
**** in your pants.
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Re-Buttal
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You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a
fart.
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Shopaholic
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You have collected half of the available
costume sets.
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Shutout
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You successfully blocked every enemy attack
in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
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Skilled Defender
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Over the course of the game, you've blocked
100 attacks.
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Stay Down
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You farted on 10 enemies in the world that
were knocked out.
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Stick Savior
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You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered
the Stick of Truth.
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Too Far
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You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi
Zombie fetus.
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Truth to Power
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You farted on four major authority figures.
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Two Girls, One Stick
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You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl
makeover disguise.
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Weapon Proficiency
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Over the course of the game, you've scored
100 perfect attacks.
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You bastards!
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You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over
the course of the game.
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